Newsroom Soundoff: What Will Honey Boo Boo Be Doing 20 Years from Now? (VIDEO)

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Unless there’s an eccentric, DeLorean-driving physicist in your town, chances are you don’t have ready access to a time machine. But like most Americans, you still want to know what Alana Thompson, a.k.a. Honey Boo Boo, will be doing with her life 20 years from now.

Enter the Celebuzz Newsroom team.

To predict the future of our beloved HB-Squared, we plied the Newsroom crew with go-go juice and locked them in a local pageant hall together for 24 hours. Their answers were mixed, but their unconditional love for the seven-year-old beauty queen-turned-reality TV star remained strong.

Perkins greeter or particle physicist?  See what we think Honey Boo Boo will be doing in 20 years.