‘Real Housewives of Miami’ Recap: Text Message Fever
Note: Spoilers ahead if you haven’t watched Thursday’s episode, “Text, Lies and Your Fake Is Fake.”
The Season 2 premiere of RHOM had everyone abuzz about sexy text messages supposedly shared between Ana and Karent’s boyfriend, telenovela star Rodolfo Jiménez. The legal eagle insisted the soap star pursued her, even though she has a boyfriend. According to Rodolfo, it was Ana who was blowing up his phone! Who drew first text?
The housewives met up at the annual South Beach Wine and Swine festival, where Adriana De Moura took it upon herself to clue Karent in on accusations that she and Rodolfo weren’t even a couple. The good doctor laughed it off, saying Ana had definitely been the one pursuing her man, and not the other way around.
First season housewife Alexia Echevarria told Lee Black, Ana, Marysol Patton, Joanna Krupa, Lisa Hochstein, and Adriana that she too was curious about Karent’s relationship. If Rodolfo was so into Karent, why was he texting Ana at all? Lea admitted she too saw the messages the Latin star kept sending all night. Adriana came to the defense of Karent’s relationship, while Lee demanded she ask the two ladies what the real deal is!
Karent swung by the table at — Adriana’s behest — and confronted Ana about the messages. Dr. Sierra stood by her man, regurgitating Rodolfo’s claim that Ana was just another overzealous fan. Ana countered that “fans” don’t get hot messages on Valentine’s Day, like the one she claims she received from Karent’s man!
The head-turning moment occured when Ana whipped out her Blackberry and showed the ladies private Facebook messages Rodolfo supposedly sent. Who would do such a thing if they are in a committed relationship? Who indeed…
OMG!: Lisa showing up at her husband’s medical practice armed with pictures of herself to show clients he’s taken. I’m all about staking your claim but that’s taking it to the extreme.
Thank you, TV gods.: Lee putting a stop to the game of telephone Ana and Karent seemed to be playing about the controversial text messages. This isn’t high school ladies, man up.
Awk-ward: Mama Elsa Patton showing up at Marysol’s office and cleansing it from bad spirits with rice and perfume. The receptionist’s face said it all. Weird…
Hotness: The yacht Adriana took Lisa on for interior ideas for her boat. If sea living is that luxurious sign me up!
Fab-u-lous: The ladies’ fantastic outfits at the food and wine festival. They sure know how to turn heads in Miami!
Can. Not. Wait.: I’m anxious to see Joanna’s epic meltdown with her fiancé Romain Zago.
Celebuzz Meter (1-10): 5.5
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