'Gossip Girl' Recap: Get a Grip, Humphrey
For the past five years, we’ve watch Blair go through a number of obstacles, public humiliations, screwing up her dream of Yale, getting traded for a hotel, a sham marriage, a miscarriage and many more. However, I’ve never seen her as rattled as we did on Monday's episode when she – gasp! -- fainted at the office!
Note: Spoilers ahead if you didn't watch Monday's episode, "Dirty Rotten Scandals."
What could’ve driven our HBIC to collapse? Well aside from the pressure of the show, not sleeping and not eating? Serena Van Der Woodsen (Blake Lively) telling her that they are no longer family. Think what you want, but despite every fight and every betrayal Serena and Blair have always come back to each other. Is it possible these besties are really over?
However, that’s where my enjoyment of the episode ended. Nobody is High School Serena times 10. It’s just not physically possible. There is only one SVDW. Sage (Sofia Black-D'Elia) is hardly a runner up. I don’t know what Nate (Chace Crawford) sees in her. That scene at the end where she complained that she had to deal with “the Serena?” Wake up Nate!
Serena was not only your first love, but she’s one of your oldest and closest friends. You’re going to let a little high school brat talk about her like that? I need Serena and Nate to remember where they came from, who they are and start acting like it again.my point from last week that she’s taking up a lot of screen time for the last season of Gossip Girl. I’m really just not interested in her story. Besides, it’s completely unbelievable that anybody except for Gossip Girl herself would be able to get the best of Blair and Serena. My beloved Blerena, when will you reunite?!
Lastly, where do I even begin with Humphrey? He has officially turned his back and screwed over the last people who still cared about and supported him. Rufus (Matthew Settle) is naïve, but he’s been a good father to Dan (Penn Badgley). He didn’t deserve that verbal lashing. Nate took a chance on publishing the serial and Dan stabbed him in the back. Nelly Yuki (Yin Chang) was just supportive and sweet and he ditched her for a fan. This isn’t the loyal and good-natured lonely boy that we’ve known for the past few years. What’s happening?
OMG!: Dan throwing his father under the bus for the sake of a story. This was painful to watch.
Thank You, TV gods.: The sweet moments between Chuck and Blair tonight. It’s nice to see them be so supportive of each other.
Awk-ward: Dan selling out and choosing Vanity Fair over The Spectator and thus screwing over his last friend.
Hotness: Blair’s nightdress… even if it looked like more of a cocktail dress.
Fab-u-lous: Serena telling Sage that nothing is going to break her and Steven up so to “get used to it sweetie.”
Can. Not. Wait.: Of course, Lily (Kelly Rutherford) slept with Serena’s boyfriend!!
Celebuzz Meter (1-10): 6. This episode was lacking.
How do you feel about Sage? Will Serena and Blair ever make up? Hit the comments below.