‘Real Housewives of Miami’ Recap: Marysol Patton Gets a Tongue Lashing

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Marysol Patton gets a verbal smack down, and the ladies attend a dinner from hell on Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Miami.

There’s one thing The Real Housewives of Miami can say they corner the market on, having drama at every event they attend. Since their sophomore season commenced, the ladies have had more squabbles than lawmakers on Capitol Hill.

Note: Spoilers ahead if you haven’t watched Thursday’s episode, “Uncomfortably Public Relations.”

Drag queen extraordinaire Elaine Lancaster had enough of Marysol’s alleged trash talking. Ms. Elaine has crowed throughout the entire season to Lea Black, and anyone else who would listen, that Marysol was dragging his name through the mud, which blocked him from his party hosting duties.

Elaine informed Lea he planned to confront Marysol at a shoe fashion show which Marysol, Ana Quincoces, Dr. Karent Sierra, Adriana De Moura, Joanna Krupa and Lisa Hochsteinwould all be attending. Lea begged her good friend not to cause a scene, and instead talk to Marysol in a private area.

The moment Marysol arrived, Elaine jumped on her, like a Florida gator smelling blood in swamp water! Elaine insisted Marysol stop bad mouthing him; while Marysol claimed she had no idea what he was talking about.

Elaine continued, saying a party’s host had informed him of Marysol’s attempts to bar him from the event. Ana attempted to defended her friend, but Elaine wouldn’t hear of it. According to Elaine, Ana had know idea who Marysol really was!

Later, Karent threw a dinner party to try and diffuse the tension. The doctor’s good intensions flew out of the window, when her dinner party co-host Thomas Kramer insulted Joanna.

When Romain left the dinner for a work emergency, Thomas insinuated he was cheating on Joanna! Joanna was appalled by Thomas’ accusations, not to mention Karent’s lack of defense.

The party took a turn for the tragic when Ana tried weigh in on Elaine vs. Marysol. Thomas demanded Ana end the conversation; he was not in the mood to hear anything about their latest quarrels. An outraged Ana took on Thomas for his boorish behavior and left the party.

Later on, Mama Elsa and Thomas had a nasty showdown of their own. Lea defending Thomas didn’t sit well with the fiery Cuban, which prompted her to exit!

Outside, Marysol tried to soothe Ana’s bruised ego, but the legal eagle wasn’t interested. Ana was pissed Marysol hadn’t had her back earlier, especially since Ana had been defending her!

Ana vowed she was done being Marysol’s protector. Will these ladies ever behave?

Buzz Moments

OMG!: Lisa table top pole dancing to diffuse the dinner party’s situation. Nothing says squashing a beef like dancing on a table.

Thank you, TV gods.: Marta moving back in with Joanna and Romain. Lisa’s gesture was sweet, but Marta needs her family.

Awk-ward: Thomas saying Mama Elsa looked as if she was close to death. Rude much?

Hotness: Joanna’s dress at the dinner party. That thing was just smoking!

Fab-u-lous: Thomas’ house is lovely and yet dramatic enough for what took place.

Can. Not. Wait.: Round 2 with Marysol and Elaine. Ms. Lancaster looks dressed for battle.

Celebuzz Meter (1-10): 7.5

Is Marysol lying about trying to black ball Elaine? Sound off below!

– Jillian Bowe

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