‘Real Housewives of Miami’ Reunion Recap: 5 Sizzling Moments From Part 1
Red hot Miami minxes Lea Black, Adriana De Moura, Lisa Hochstein, Joanna Krupa, Marysol Patton, Ana Quincoces and Dr. Karent Sierra reunited and relived all the highs and lows of the sophomore season with host Andy Cohen. Part 1 of the reunion zeroed in on the current status of spitfires Adriana and Joanna’s relationship.
The mystery behind Elsa’s face is solved: Anyone who watched RHOM wondered what happened to Marysol’s eccentric mother’s face. Viewers saw photos of Mama Elsa and were left stunned as to how radiant she was in the past and how she looked today. Andy finally asked Marysol the uncomfortable question of what happened to Elsa’s face. Marysol revealed her mother received botched eye lifts in the 80s and her face was never the same (no kidding!). But, it was the only thing she had done to herself. Marysol, really? Ana chimed in and said she thought Elsa was a victim of silicone injectables being placed in her face before they were commonplace. We’ll go with Ana’s answer.
Adriana and Joanna’s feud resumes: So much for the truce these ladies made. When we saw Adriana and Joanna on the last episode of the season, the women appeared to bury the hatchet and moved on from their epic fight at Lisa’s lingerie charity event. Both Adriana and Joanna’s claws came out when Joanna discussed with Andy that her relationship with Romain was over. Adriana butted in and alleged the two busted up for the publicity, since they broke up before the reunion taped. Joanna claimed Adriana was jealous she was in the press more than the Brazilian bombshell.
Things took a nasty turn when Adriana and the former Dancing With the Stars contestant accused the other of being racist after the divas slammed the other’s homeland. Adriana insisted she regretted her comments and apologized, while Joanna claimed the remarks that were made were done by her ex, Romain. Both ladies need to cork it with the nationality cracks and stick to digs about behaviors like everyone else.
Karent left Rodolfo: Were the Mayans correct and the world did come to an end? The perky dentist admitted to Andy once she returned from her trip to Bimini, she made the choice to end her romance with her telenovela beau Rudolfo. Karent claimed she was too focused on her father’s health to worry about relationships and dissolved hers. When Andy asked Ana about the infamous claims she made about the steamy text messages Rudolfo sent, Ana insisted she wasn’t lying and thought Karent was too good for Rudolfo. Karent stated she had to go with her gut and not with what everyone else said about her ex — she wanted to decide her own fate. OK, Karent, keep sticking your head in the sand and see how that turns out…
Lisa’s no cheerleader: All season long, viewers saw Lisa stay impartial when the catfights between the other ladies brewed. During Adriana and Joanna’s umpteenth argument at the reunion, the model attempted to chastise Lisa for not sticking up for her. Lisa fired back, saying she jumps in when it was warranted, and will not back someone just because she was friends with them. Right is right, Lisa cried. And if you are right, she will defend you. But if you aren’t, she will call you out. You go, Lisa!
OMG!: Ana saying Lea’s only became important because she “laid on her back.” Can anyone else feel the burn?
Thank you, TV gods.: Andy calling out Adriana for her meltdown over Karent tweeting a pic of herself with the renowned Miami artist. Karent tweeted a picture, she didn’t steal a family secret, girl!
Awk-ward: Andy bluntly asking the housewives what work they had done. You could hear a pin drop when the question was relayed.
Hotness: The reunion wardrobe the women wore.
Fab-u-lous: Lea’s $25 million-dollar earrings. The woman is wearing someone’s net worth, and working it like a true society dame!
Can. Not. Wait.: To see what set Lea off on Part 2 of the reunion and get the tea Alexia Echevarria spills.
Celebuzz Meter (1-10): 6.5
Is Ana right about Lea? Is Adriana telling the truth about Joanna and Romain? Sound off below!
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