‘Glee’ Recap: Let’s Hear It for Nude Directions (VIDEO)
After “Sadie Hawkins” when Jake (Jacob Artist) and Marley (Melissa Benoist) made their official debut as a couple, the school was abuzz with this hot new duo. What better excuse would Brittany have to revisit the set of “Fondue for 2?”
Note: Spoilers ahead if you haven’t watched Thursday’s episode, “Naked.”
Just a word about Marley’s interrogation: Brittany obviously made mention to her eating disorder situation. Since I wasn’t yet covering Glee for Celebuzz, I wasn’t able to touch on the fact that this was a weird way for Kitty (Becca Tobin) to bully Marley. Don’t most girls want to fatten up their competition? Like Lindsay Lohan tried to do to Rachel McAdams in Mean Girls with the Kalteen bars? The Kitty/Marley thing never made much sense to me. But there’s no need to revisit a sad time on such an upbeat episode.
Ryder (Blake Jenner) had such a dead on moment when he told Jake, “Chicks dig hot guys who will get naked for a calendar, but what chicks really want is a guy who will get naked emotionally.” Yes, we do.
Jake and Marley were supremely cute this week. First in their duet of “A Thousand Years” and then in Jake’s panty dropping version of Ne-yo’s “Let Me Love You.” If Marley didn’t admit she loved him after that performance I was ready to bulldoze her off the set and take her place. How many people melted watching that? Mini Puck is officially hotter than the Original Puck. Sorry Mark Salling.
Luckily, since Finn (Cory Monteith) didn’t have any ethical problems with a sexy calendar of high schoolers we got an hour full of eye candy. Kitty’s remark about how women are the target audience because we’re the consumers was so dead on. Twilight really is poo on paper that we turned into a billion dollar industry.
I felt bad for Sam (Chord Overstreet) that he felt like such a moron. After all, he was the mastermind behind the idea that the Warblers were using performance-enhancing drugs for Sectionals and got them disqualified! If that never happened, there wouldn’t have been Regionals to worry about paying for. I’m glad his bestie Blaine (Darren Criss) helped him realize that some scores on a test aren’t everything. I’m also glad that Blaine’s crush on Sam is nowhere near as obvious as Tina’s (Jenna Ushkowitz) still is on Blaine. Down, girl.
I just want to defend New Rachel here for a second. She’s so much hotter and more confident than old Rachel and I for one do not miss that Finn-obsessing, schoolgirl-dressing, prudish, stick in the mud old Rachel. I love New Rachel. So calm down with that Kurt (Chris Colfer). However, I would not be cool with anyone else’s naked ass making direct contact with my kitchen chairs no matter how hot they were.
OMG: The Men of McKinley Calendar. Yes, please.
Thank You, TV Gods: I love a good 90s throwback like “Torn.” Plus, I’ve missed Lea Michele’s voice.
Awkward: Sue having done a Penthouse spread. That’s all.
Hotness: Jake singing “Let Me Love You.” He gave Ne-yo some serious competition. Watch it again above.
Fabu-lous: The idea that Santana could possibly end up in New York.
Can. Not. Wait: Diva-off between Rachel and Kurt. It has never disappointed before, so I’m thoroughly looking forward to the next round.
Celebuzz Meter (1-10): 8, great set list and great eye candy!
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