‘Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills’ Recap: Faye Hits Brandi Low And Hard

Jillian Bowe | March 19, 2013 - 12:03 am

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Aren’t wedding renewals supposed to be joyous occasions? It seems Lisa Vanderpump’s big day with husband Ken Todd didn’t fit the bill on Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. As always, someone had to stir up trouble. This time, it was resident mean girl and wannabe housewife friend Faye Resnick.

Last week, Ken decided to throw a wedding renewal ceremony for Lisa on the same night the couple hosted their house warming party. Just how much of a romantic is Ken? While Lisa and Brandi Glanville discussed the upcoming affair over a massage, Adrienne Maloof hosted a launch party for her new vodka (by the way, Celebuzz was there).

Note: Spoilers ahead if you haven’t viewed Monday’s episode, “A Shot Through The Heart.”

New housewife Marisa Zanuck decided Adrienne’s party was the right time to share with Adrienne, Faye, Kyle Richards, Yolanda Foster, and Camille Grammer a text message Brandi sent about Marisa’s marriage. The women were stunned when Marisa told them about Brandi suggesting she have a threesome to spice up her marriage. How Brandi can say such a thing over something she doesn’t know is irresponsible, crowed Adrienne. Anyone in a two-mile radius knows how Marisa feels about her husband; she doesn’t let an opportunity pass her! The moment Marisa appeared onscreen, she discussed how she would sleep with hot guys over her husband. You made this bed, Marisa, time to lie in it, sweetie.

Faye chimed in and accused Brandi of sleeping with a married man at Kyle’s white party to the horror of the ladies. Yolanda (God bless her!) piped up and advised Faye to stop spreading rumors on things she didn’t see for herself. Kyle agreed and maintained after the loss of Brandi’s marriage through infidelity on her ex-Eddie Cibrian’s part, she can’t see Brandi being a home wrecker. Yes kids, I too nearly fainted as Kyle defended Brandi against Faye’s tirade!

Marisa’s text-tale continued to be the topic of conversation at Lisa’s, when the ladies arrived for the festivities. Even though the ladies were sad to hear about Adrienne and Paul splitting up, it didn’t stop the showdown Brandi and Yolanda had with Marisa.

Ms. Zanuck tried to downplay the entire thing as a joke, but Yolanda was not about to let her off the hook for the Brandi-bashfest she created. Faye decided to take it upon herself to tell Brandi off, and put the blame on her shoulders for the Maloof-Nassif marriage dissolving. Yolanda, and even Marisa, were disgusted by Faye’s accusations, and couldn’t believe she’d stoop so low with Brandi. Why is this shocking? Considering this is the same woman who became “famous” because of her friend’s death, and decided to use said “fame” by posing for Playboy. Nothing Faye-Faye does leaves me gob-smacked.

Buzz Moments

OMG!: Paul getting spray tanned to be part of Adrienne’s party by being a tree elf. That took guts to pull it off.

Thank you, TV gods.: Yolanda telling Marisa and Adrienne to go directly to Brandi if they have issues with her instead of trashing her behind her back.

Awk-ward: Yolanda’s husband David’s ex-wife Linda attending Lisa’s party.

Hotness: The models at Adrienne’s party. Wearing paint in the nude never looked sexier.

Fab-u-lous: Adrienne’s vodka party launch. It was outrageous and perfect for the Beverly Hills crowd.

Can. Not. Wait.: To see the remainder of Faye’s tirade against Brandi and Lisa.

Celebuzz Meter (1-10): 9

Was Faye right about Brandi causing Adrienne’s marriage to end? Sound off below!

– Jillian Bowe

Watch Alex McCord’s take on last week’s RHOBH below.

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