Star Survey: Jonathan Kite Reveals He Cried During ‘Waterworld’

By: / March 21, 2013

Continuing our weekly Star Survey, Jonathan Kite of 2 Broke Girls answers life’s most important questions — like, you know, his current celebrity crush, his worst celebrity encounter and his (slightly morbid) morning routine.

What did he have to say?

Take a look at his answers in this week’s Celebuzz Star Survey.

MY FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH WAS … Vinessa Shaw from the movie Ladybugs. It made me want to cross-dress and join a girl’s soccer team. What a fun way to meet girls that was.

MY CURRENT CELEBRITY CRUSH ISCecily Strong

IF I COULD HAVE X NUMBER OF KIDS I WOULD HAVE … 2, so I could finally try the old “2 babies, 1 man” con game.

WHEN I’M 90, I WANT TO BE … Having my midlife crisis, or hosting a show called “I Love the 90s.”

THE LAST MOVIE I CRIED DURING WAS … Waterworld, because it pains me how much I love this film and at the same time how much most of the rest of the world seems to despise it.

MY WORST CELEBRITY ENCOUNTER WAS WITH … Santa Claus. When I found out he wasn’t real, I attacked a mall imposter screaming, “It’s going to be a black Christmas for you!” I was 6. It was a confusing time.

THE WORST MOVIE I EVER ACTED IN WAS … Desert Box. It’s available only to the public in my nightmares.

MY GO-TO MOVIE SNACK IS … A bag of random gummy treats, which will undoubtedly lead to diabetes. The irony is that I never eat gummy feet, which is the first part I’m sure to lose due to my sugar addiction.

THE FIRST CD I EVER BOUGHT WAS … M.C. Hammer’s PLEASE HAMMER DON’T HURT ‘EM or Shai’s … IF I EVER FALL IN LOVE.

THE MOST-PLAYED SONG ON MY iTUNES IS …”The Downeaster Alexa” by Billy Joel

MY GO-TO KARAOKE SONG IS … “Somebody To Love” by Queen

IN HIGH SCHOOL I WAS … Voted “Most Likely to Fill Out Questionnaires”

THE ONE PART I AUDITIONED FOR THAT I WISH I HAD GOTTEN WAS … A son loved by his father

MY BIGGEST GUILTY PLEASURE IS … Meth…

MY BIGGEST CELEBRITY PET-PEEVE IS … When my friends ask me to drop my own name, so we don’t have to wait in line for something. It hasn’t worked. No one ever believes I am who I claim to be — Billy Joel from the early ’70s.

THE LAST TIME I GOT INTO TROUBLE WAS … When I said in a questionnaire that my father didn’t love me.

RIGHT NOW, I AM OBSESSED WITH … Finding antiques for my place — particularly an upright bar from the ’20s with original glassware. Please contact me immediately if you have any leads.

I HATE IT WHEN THE PAPARAZZI … Jumps out at me like an unpleasant pop-up book.

WHEN I PIG OUT, I EAT … Pork products. When I sug out, I eat sweets, and when I bottom out, I eat bacon-flavored ice cream.

THE LAST TIME I YELLED WAS … At a concert trying to find the bathroom. Never found it.

THE LAST PERSON I KISSED WAS … My mother

MY MORNING ROUTINE INVOLVED … Thanking God I didn’t die in my sleep.

2 Broke Girls airs Mondays at 9PM on CBS.