Star Survey: Jonathan Kite Reveals He Cried During 'Waterworld'

The "2 Broke Girls" star also reveals his current celebrity crush and more in CB!'s ultimate celeb questionnaire.

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Continuing our weekly Star Survey, Jonathan Kite of 2 Broke Girls answers life's most important questions -- like, you know, his current celebrity crush, his worst celebrity encounter and his (slightly morbid) morning routine.

What did he have to say?

Take a look at his answers in this week's Celebuzz Star Survey.

MY FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH WAS … Vinessa Shaw from the movie Ladybugs. It made me want to cross-dress and join a girl’s soccer team. What a fun way to meet girls that was.

MY CURRENT CELEBRITY CRUSH ISCecily Strong

IF I COULD HAVE X NUMBER OF KIDS I WOULD HAVE … 2, so I could finally try the old “2 babies, 1 man” con game.

WHEN I'M 90, I WANT TO BE ... Having my midlife crisis, or hosting a show called “I Love the 90s.”

THE LAST MOVIE I CRIED DURING WAS … Waterworld, because it pains me how much I love this film and at the same time how much most of the rest of the world seems to despise it.

MY WORST CELEBRITY ENCOUNTER WAS WITH ... Santa Claus. When I found out he wasn’t real, I attacked a mall imposter screaming, “It’s going to be a black Christmas for you!” I was 6. It was a confusing time.

THE WORST MOVIE I EVER ACTED IN WAS … Desert Box. It's available only to the public in my nightmares.

MY GO-TO MOVIE SNACK IS … A bag of random gummy treats, which will undoubtedly lead to diabetes. The irony is that I never eat gummy feet, which is the first part I’m sure to lose due to my sugar addiction.

THE FIRST CD I EVER BOUGHT WAS … M.C. Hammer’s PLEASE HAMMER DON’T HURT 'EM or Shai’s ... IF I EVER FALL IN LOVE.

THE MOST-PLAYED SONG ON MY iTUNES IS …”The Downeaster Alexa” by Billy Joel

MY GO-TO KARAOKE SONG IS … "Somebody To Love" by Queen

IN HIGH SCHOOL I WAS … Voted "Most Likely to Fill Out Questionnaires"

THE ONE PART I AUDITIONED FOR THAT I WISH I HAD GOTTEN WAS … A son loved by his father

MY BIGGEST GUILTY PLEASURE IS … Meth…

MY BIGGEST CELEBRITY PET-PEEVE IS … When my friends ask me to drop my own name, so we don’t have to wait in line for something. It hasn’t worked. No one ever believes I am who I claim to be -- Billy Joel from the early '70s.

THE LAST TIME I GOT INTO TROUBLE WAS … When I said in a questionnaire that my father didn’t love me.

RIGHT NOW, I AM OBSESSED WITH … Finding antiques for my place -- particularly an upright bar from the '20s with original glassware. Please contact me immediately if you have any leads.

I HATE IT WHEN THE PAPARAZZI … Jumps out at me like an unpleasant pop-up book.

WHEN I PIG OUT, I EAT … Pork products. When I sug out, I eat sweets, and when I bottom out, I eat bacon-flavored ice cream.

THE LAST TIME I YELLED WAS … At a concert trying to find the bathroom. Never found it.

THE LAST PERSON I KISSED WAS … My mother

MY MORNING ROUTINE INVOLVED ... Thanking God I didn’t die in my sleep.

2 Broke Girls airs Mondays at 9PM on CBS.

 

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