Star Survey: Jonathan Kite Reveals He Cried During ‘Waterworld’
What did he have to say?
Take a look at his answers in this week’s Celebuzz Star Survey.
MY FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH WAS … Vinessa Shaw from the movie Ladybugs. It made me want to cross-dress and join a girl’s soccer team. What a fun way to meet girls that was.
MY CURRENT CELEBRITY CRUSH IS … Cecily Strong
IF I COULD HAVE X NUMBER OF KIDS I WOULD HAVE … 2, so I could finally try the old “2 babies, 1 man” con game.
WHEN I’M 90, I WANT TO BE … Having my midlife crisis, or hosting a show called “I Love the 90s.”
MY WORST CELEBRITY ENCOUNTER WAS WITH … Santa Claus. When I found out he wasn’t real, I attacked a mall imposter screaming, “It’s going to be a black Christmas for you!” I was 6. It was a confusing time.
THE WORST MOVIE I EVER ACTED IN WAS … Desert Box. It’s available only to the public in my nightmares.
MY GO-TO MOVIE SNACK IS … A bag of random gummy treats, which will undoubtedly lead to diabetes. The irony is that I never eat gummy feet, which is the first part I’m sure to lose due to my sugar addiction.
THE FIRST CD I EVER BOUGHT WAS … M.C. Hammer’s PLEASE HAMMER DON’T HURT ‘EM or Shai’s … IF I EVER FALL IN LOVE.
THE MOST-PLAYED SONG ON MY iTUNES IS …”The Downeaster Alexa” by Billy Joel
IN HIGH SCHOOL I WAS … Voted “Most Likely to Fill Out Questionnaires”
THE ONE PART I AUDITIONED FOR THAT I WISH I HAD GOTTEN WAS … A son loved by his father
MY BIGGEST GUILTY PLEASURE IS … Meth…
MY BIGGEST CELEBRITY PET-PEEVE IS … When my friends ask me to drop my own name, so we don’t have to wait in line for something. It hasn’t worked. No one ever believes I am who I claim to be — Billy Joel from the early ’70s.
THE LAST TIME I GOT INTO TROUBLE WAS … When I said in a questionnaire that my father didn’t love me.
RIGHT NOW, I AM OBSESSED WITH … Finding antiques for my place — particularly an upright bar from the ’20s with original glassware. Please contact me immediately if you have any leads.
I HATE IT WHEN THE PAPARAZZI … Jumps out at me like an unpleasant pop-up book.
WHEN I PIG OUT, I EAT … Pork products. When I sug out, I eat sweets, and when I bottom out, I eat bacon-flavored ice cream.
THE LAST TIME I YELLED WAS … At a concert trying to find the bathroom. Never found it.
THE LAST PERSON I KISSED WAS … My mother
MY MORNING ROUTINE INVOLVED … Thanking God I didn’t die in my sleep.
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