12 Photos That Sum Up Coachella’s Irritating Hipster Nonsense
Nothing could be less appealing than the promise of a weekend music festival deep in the (hot, dry) Coachella Valley, where the ticket holders don’t bathe and everyone’s off their rockers on heaven-knows-what.
We’ve all seen evidence of this in years past, with Vanessa Hudgens as the Grand Marshall and Paris Hilton as that aging fan who has no business dressing like such a hipster (*eyes Melanie Griffith in her pantaloons*).
Don’t get me wrong. With the right line-up and a low occupancy, a music festival can be f-u-n. However, judging from the pictures I’ve come across of Hudgens spinning around in circles, I don’t have the tolerance for such behavior.
In the words of Jack Donaghy: “Never go with a hippie [or in our case, hipster] to a second location.”