12 Photos That Sum Up Coachella's Irritating Hipster Nonsense
We've all seen evidence of this in years past, with Vanessa Hudgens as the Grand Marshall and Paris Hilton as that aging fan who has no business dressing like such a hipster (*eyes Melanie Griffith in her pantaloons*).
Don't get me wrong. With the right line-up and a low occupancy, a music festival can be f-u-n. However, judging from the pictures I've come across of Hudgens spinning around in circles, I don't have the tolerance for such behavior.
In the words of Jack Donaghy: "Never go with a hippie [or in our case, hipster] to a second location."