Joan Rivers Responds To Gwyneth Paltrow's Botox Dig Just As You'd Expect She Would

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Gwyneth Paltrow made headlines this week when she told Harper's Bazaar she won't do Botox again because it made her look too much like comedienne and plastic surgeon maven Joan Rivers.

Well, as it turns out, Rivers doesn't want to look like Paltrow, either.

The 79-year-old comedy icon toldĀ Celebuzz:

"When I put my head up my ass, I look like her -- which is why I don't do that, either!"

And:

"She's right! She doesn't get Botox because she doesn't want to look like me, and I don't put my head up my own ass because I don't want to look like her!"

And:

"If she would just stop with her Botox, she would be able to laugh!"

And:

"Sweetheart, eat a sandwich! Make a hat of white bread and put it on. Take some ketchup and just paint your nails with it. Have a good time, you skinny bitch."

Okay!

Rivers also says she has big plans for Paltrow's new book, It's All Good: Delicious, Easy Recipes That Will Make You Look Good and Feel Great.

"I plan to put ketchup on it and eat it. I always love skinny women whose stomachs growl that don't laugh. Oh, I'm running to buy that one retail!"

 

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