Joan Rivers Responds To Gwyneth Paltrow’s Botox Dig Just As You’d Expect She Would
Well, as it turns out, Rivers doesn’t want to look like Paltrow, either.
The 79-year-old comedy icon told Celebuzz:
“When I put my head up my ass, I look like her — which is why I don’t do that, either!”
“She’s right! She doesn’t get Botox because she doesn’t want to look like me, and I don’t put my head up my own ass because I don’t want to look like her!”
“If she would just stop with her Botox, she would be able to laugh!”
“Sweetheart, eat a sandwich! Make a hat of white bread and put it on. Take some ketchup and just paint your nails with it. Have a good time, you skinny bitch.”
Rivers also says she has big plans for Paltrow’s new book, It’s All Good: Delicious, Easy Recipes That Will Make You Look Good and Feel Great.
“I plan to put ketchup on it and eat it. I always love skinny women whose stomachs growl that don’t laugh. Oh, I’m running to buy that one retail!”