Your Daily #CaptionContest Winners Are…

Above is just a great picture of One Direction’s Harry Styles being fondled by some adoring fans.

OR IS IT?

Tricked ya! Hahahahahahahah! That isn’t really Harry Styles; it’s a wax figure! Boy, I bet those fans sure feel dumb. They were all like, “OMG I GET TO TOUCH HARRY STYLES I AM NEVER WASHING THESE HANDS AGAIN!” But their eternally-dirty hands are for naught, for it is only a huge, slightly-creepy clump of bee poop wax. It’s actually kind of a sad story when you think about it. I’m tearing up…

I know what will cheer me up: revealing our Facebook #CaptionContest results! Our winners:

“I’m waxy and I know it.” – Alan

“Your skin is so much better than mine! What are you using?!” – Destiny

“does he come with interchangable heads?” – Jeremy 

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new #CaptionContest challenge.