10 Sexy Photos To Celebrate The Wonder That Is Ryan Lochte
I know. I know.
But seriously, this was the same guy whose fame literally rose from an Olympic-sized pool. He is an athlete. His body is ridiculous. Whatever comes out of his mouth, most of us ignore because - as much as we hate to admit it - we wouldn't kick Lochte out of bed.
Back in August, Jezebel published a genius article on why Lochte's douchebaggery was totally acceptable. Last night,they cited that article after watching the Olympian's new reality series, What Would Ryan Lochte Do?
The takeaway: Lochte doesn't know what the word "douche bag" actually means, which poses a problem for the very man who embodies all the qualities that make one a d-bag.
"Like what is it? What's the definition of it?" He asked no one in particular.
Just keep dreaming up ideas for sneakers, you adorable piece of meat.