10 Sexy Photos To Celebrate The Wonder That Is Ryan Lochte

When Ryan Lochte walked the red carpet at last night’s E! Up Fronts in Manhattan, I was secretly hoping he’d do it in a speedo.

I know.  I know.

But seriously, this was the same guy whose fame literally rose from an Olympic-sized pool.  He is an athlete.  His body is ridiculous.  Whatever comes out of his mouth, most of us ignore because – as much as we hate to admit it – we wouldn’t kick Lochte out of bed.

Back in August, Jezebel published a genius article on why Lochte’s douchebaggery was totally acceptable.  Last night,they cited that article after watching the Olympian’s new reality series, What Would Ryan Lochte Do?

The takeaway: Lochte doesn’t know what the word “douche bag” actually means, which poses a problem for the very man who embodies all the qualities that make one a d-bag.

“Like what is it? What’s the definition of it?” He asked no one in particular.

Just keep dreaming up ideas for sneakers, you adorable piece of meat.