Gwyneth Paltrow’s World’s Most Beautiful Woman Tour Visits ‘Ellen’

Gwyneth Paltrow, now known everywhere as the World’s Most Beautiful Woman, stopped by Ellen this week to talk about becoming the World’s Most Beautiful Woman. There were strippers.

The Oscar winner told Ellen:

I was totally flabbergasted. My publicist of, like, 22 years … sent me an email. And honestly I was like, “This is a joke.” I reread it three times. I was like “Oh, he sent this to the wrong client. There’s no way.” My name wasn’t on it … I was like, “Oh this is not for me.” It was actually psychologically interesting, because for a minute I really thought that someone was playing a joke on me. I talked about it with my shrink.

She added: “I’m 40, I have two kids and that’s kind of rad.” Which would have been an awesome statement if she hadn’t use the word rad.