Reese Witherspoon Leads This Week’s 10 Best Celebrity Quotes

Allowing your husband to drive you home drunk isn’t really the smartest thing to do. Which might explain why Reese Witherspoon has been so open and apologetic about her now-infamous April 19 arrest.

Breaking her silence for the first time on television since she was booked on disorderly conduct charges, Witherspoon told Good Morning America Thursday:

I [had] no idea what I was saying that night. I saw [the officer] arresting my husband [Jim Toth] and I literally panicked. I said all kinds of crazy things. I told him I was pregnant. I’m not pregnant! I said crazy things.

This was among the most notable quotes from this week, which also saw a major NBA player come out as gay and Cher rant about her (awesome-sounding) 86-year-old mom.

Check out these and more quotes in our weekly roundup, above.