Farrah Abraham: ‘Back Door Teen Mom’ Sex Tape Features Front Door, Too

Like a fart in church, Farrah Abraham’s sex tape cannot be ignored.

Scenes from the video which the Teen Mom star totally never, ever intended for anyone to see — except after Vivid Entertainment paid her $1.5 million — have been released.

The five minute clip shows Farrah and her costar, porn star James Deen, doing just about everything: flirty chit chat, pillow fighting, oral, vaginal, anal. The one thing they don’t bother to do is use protection because she’s already got one kid so what’s hepatitis or one more?

Our cooler older sisters at The Frisky have the full clip, if that’s the kinda thing you’re into. But, a word to the wise, you’ll never be the same again. And it’s incredibly not safe for work, don’t make us warn you twice.

Oh, and don’t bother telling Farrah herself it’s out there. She knows.