The Hemsworth Brothers Stage Sexiest Intervention Ever to Get Miley Cyrus and Liam to Break Up

Friends don’t let friends smoke crack. Or marry Miley Cyrus, apparently. US Weekly reports the elder Hemsworth brothers staged an intervention for their youngest brother Liam to get him to break up with Cyrus. Next week on a very special episode of Intervention… cue the bells:

“We’re doing this because we love you,” Chris Hemsworth says, gently grabbing his younger brother’s knee. “We just want you to be healthy,” added Luke. Then they pass around a box of Kleenex and each flips his luxurious hair.

Whether or not the Hunger Games star and Cyrus are still together remains unclear. While Cyrus has recently been spotted wearing her engagement ring with stripper heels and while eating frozen yogurt, recent statements by her father Billy Ray and Hollywood matchmaker Snoop Lion have suggested the two won’t be making it to the altar.

Cyrus, on the other hand, continues to insist the two are together, recently telling magazine: “Every week it’s, ‘Are they broken up? Because we don’t see a photo of them. I don’t have time to go to Starbucks with my boyfriend every morning. I wish I did, but I don’t.”

Will Hemsworth put down the Miley pipe and get his life back on track? Or will his brothers’ intervention be for naught? If only answering that question were as easy as watching one hour of television.