Harry Styles Hooks Up With Normal Teen, Gives All Other Normal Teens Hope

If she can do it, I can do it thought a million teenaged girls this morning as they woke up to the news that Harry Styles had allegedly bumped his uglies with the average plebeian uglies of an 18-year-old student. It’s being reported that regular girl Camila Foss caught Styles’ while in Oslo, Norway. She was seen at his hotel and then they apparently went and partied together on a bus full on One Direction fans. “It got pretty sweaty in there,” said some weirdo who observes the behavior of famous and non-famous teens on buses and then tells British tabloids about it.

If things weren’t already bad enough, a picture of the two of them showed up on Twitter, sending millions of teens into a blind, hormonal rage.

So thats, that. Harry Styles had a little fun in Scandinavia and Camilla Foss is the reason for the teardrops on all the teen girls’ guitars.