Courtney Stodden Says She Made a Sex Tape, Too

As if Farrah Abraham’s sex tape didn’t contain enough shock and horror for one lifetime, 18-year-old teen bride Courtney Stodden confirmed to E! News on Friday that she, too, has filmed a private video of her own.

Only in this case, you’re probably not going to see it anytime soon.

“Hackers, don’t even go there cause you’ll find nothing,” Stodden said, claiming the video is “not out in the media” or on her computer. She also says she has no plans to actually sell it. (“No, this is personal.”)

So, what’s on the tape? Stodden says it was shot recently (“I turned 18 in August, so you do the math”) and that it was a solo show (aka, her 52-year-old husband, Doug Hutchison, wasn’t in it.)

The rest, she says, can be left to the imagination.

“I don’t want to put any images in people’s mind; I’m gonna leave it up to you guys to think what you want,” she said.

Smart girl.