Christina Aguilera Looked Muy Bonita (And Not Gordo) Last Night, Hooray
One lady who certainly did not get booed last night was Christina Aguilera, as she has received many accolades from celebrity magazines about how well her toned body fit into the short black mini-dress she wore to the Billboard Music Awards. “Skinnier Than Ever!” claimed Us Weekly. “Wow!” said ABC News . “OMFG I can’t deal!” said some rando named Merlito on Twitter.
Based on those numerous reports, it’s safe to assume that if Xtina were to walk into a busy intersection wearing that outfit she would not get senselessly mowed down by an 18-wheeler. But if that dress didn’t fit to form, well, she’d probably be dead. Welcome to the grim reality of being a famous woman whose weight may fluctuate from time to time.
Right now, though, she and her midriff are very much alive. Share in the joy.