Christina Aguilera Looked Muy Bonita (And Not Gordo) Last Night, Hooray
Based on those numerous reports, it's safe to assume that if Xtina were to walk into a busy intersection wearing that outfit she would not get senselessly mowed down by an 18-wheeler. But if that dress didn't fit to form, well, she'd probably be dead. Welcome to the grim reality of being a famous woman whose weight may fluctuate from time to time.
Right now, though, she and her midriff are very much alive. Share in the joy.