Raise Your Hand if You Think This Paris Hilton Caption Contest Is Hot

Paris Hilton & River Party At Gotha Club
ATTENTION, FRIENDS! The comeback we've all been waiting for is finally here. OH. EM. GEE. No, I am not talking about Lady Gaga. Britney Spears? NOPE! The One True Legend, Our Real Queen, The Savior of Pop, PARIS HILTON, has been signed to YMCMB and will soon release new music!!!!!! Can the rest of this article just be exclamation marks? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Aaaaand... writing quota reached. *leaves early* *cashes check* *listens to "Stars Are Blind" on repeat my flyPod, an iPod made exclusively for rich people*

Thanks for bearing with my Friday insanity. As a reward, here are the winning captions from yesterday's caption contest:

"The only finger i will ever lift!!!" - Carolina

" I bid $200.00 on that storage locker" - Debra

"lets see a show of hands for from all de DIVA'S" - Donna

"whatsssup bitches!! check it out, even my armpits are hot" - Suzie

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday.

 

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