9 Odd Things Amanda Bynes Has Said Since Her Bong Arrest
The saga continues for Amanda Bynes.
Following her high-profile arrest for drug possession and her infamous complaints against her arresting officer after he allegedly “slapped [her] vagina,” Bynes has taken her continual erratic behavior back to Twitter.
The former Nickelodeon star is not only threatening to sue every tabloid under the sun (again), but she’s also lashing out at other tweeting celebrities.
What’s going on in
The Amanda Show her head?
Here are nine things Bynes wants you to know since her arrest — according to her tweets, anyway.
1. TMZ is trying to frame her.
Retweeting a TMZ story reporting that glass shards have been found outside Bynes’ apartment window, the actress claimed the website is working alongside the NYPD to frame her for throwing a bong out her window. She wrote:
Tmz is being sued as we speak. That’s fake! They and NYPD is trying to frame me for a crime I didn’t commit. There was no drug paraphanilia in or around my apartment on the day I was arrested. Someone went to my apartment and photographed glass outside. This is the smutiest site of all. I’ve already forgotten about it! I’m drug free and love talking about it!
2. Courtney Love is ugly.
Courtney Love is the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen. To be mentioned by her at all makes me and all my friends laugh!
3. Rihanna is also ugly.
Following her arrest, Bynes randomly dissed — then deleted said diss to — Rihanna in a vicious tweet. According to her, the singer’s on-again, off-again Chris Brown attacked her in 2008 solely because she was “not pretty enough” for him.
Rihanna tweeted back, “Ya see what happens when they cancel Intervention?”
After the media caught wind of the Rihanna feud, Bynes claimed the tweet was faked by fans.
I saw a bunch of mocked up tweets about me bashing Rihanna in my mentions. I’m followed by so many people that someone is always mocking up fake tweets so I feel the need to address them! Rihanna and I met and I’m sure we’ll be in a music video together one day! That’s one of the mocked up images, they took photos of me from outside and morphed them onto someone else’s body.
5. She’s suing the NYPD.
I’ll be happy when I get money compensation from the cop who assaulted me and NYPD for wrongfully arresting me and having me put into a mental hospital and jail overnight!
6. She’s having her drug possession case dropped.
My lawyer is getting my case dropped! There was no proof of sexual harassment or drugs. Instead of me asking for the cop to be arrested for sexual harassment, I want my case dropped as well.
7. The cop who “slapped [her] vagina” is also ugly.
According to Bynes, “His punishment will be being the cop who sexually harassed someone who would never find him handsome enough to be my boyfriend. That’s worse than any time in jail.”
8. She’s not on drugs.
Bynes told followers that she’s currently not doing any drugs. She tweeted:
I am allergic to marijuana and alcohol but I smoke tobacco. Why does Rihanna smoke weed and not get in trouble for it but I smoke tobacco and people think I’m on drugs? I refuse to be treated like someone I’m not, which is why I fought for myself and am suing everyone involved. I don’t need to go to rehab. There is never a drug or alcohol in my system!
9. She’s still rich. Like, very rich.
In multiple tweets, Bynes dropped plenty of hints that she’s still loaded. “Thankfully I’m an educated multi-millionaire who knows better than to speak to perverted unjust cops without my lawyer,” she tweeted, adding, “I love having more money in my bank!”