Stop What You’re Drinking and Pick Up a Soda Shaq Immediately
Shaquille O’Neal is a magnificent human being whose mastery of basketball is only exceeded by his mastery of the spoken word. For instance, he once said, “What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.” He also said, “My game’s like the Pythagorean Theorem. It ain’t got no answer.” Shaquille O’Neal now has a soda as well.
AriZona Beverages announced via Instagram today its partnership with the sports legend to release Soda Shaq, a line of all natural drinks with a flavor as delicious, ostensibly, as Shaq’s delicious face on the can. The sodas come in blueberry, orange, strawberry and vanilla flavors. Each is sold in one of AriZona’s classic 23.5 ounce cans and contains 90 calories.
Though there is no word when they will be in stores, the drinks will only cost $.99 a piece so you should have no problem collecting all eight cans.