Pull Rihanna’s Finger for Caption Contest Results

By: Matt Russoniello / May 30, 2013

Or, ya know, don’t. You shouldn’t pull anyone’s finger ever, because we’re not nine-years-old. Or maybe you are, I don’t know. But definitely, even if you’re into fart humor, you still should not pull Rihanna’s finger because I feel like she would cut you. The moral of the story is: BUY AMERICAN!

The other moral of the story is: CHECK OUT YESTERDAY’S HILARIOUS CAPTION CONTEST WINNERS:

“Just a minute, got to put Amanda Bynes in her place” - Tommy

“I only know how to be number 1!” – Laverne

“I picked a winner from my nose!” – Denise

“Wait… Before you hit me…” – Raylisa

” Oh I love this ring, it should shines like a diamond!!!” – Graciela

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday.