Insert Double Entendre About Emma Watson’s “End” Here to Receive Caption Contest Results

Matt Russoniello | June 5, 2013 - 11:30 am

It’s time we had a talk about something very important, a cause near and dear to my heart. That cause is Movie Poster Harassment (MPH). MPH affects nearly 100 percent of Emma Watsons. It is destroying the once-great America, and those Hollywood liberals refuse to do a thing about it. It makes me so angry! Thanks, Obamacare!

My other cause-du-jour is sharing with you the winners of yesterday’s Caption Contest:

“DAT ASS” – Melly

“It’s the end grab her, Hermione always knows what to do.” – Shannon

” oh stop it you” – Penda

“They ALL want a bite out of this butt.” – Tristen

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday.