Michael Phelps Endorses Golf, Disses Politics With World’s Single Most Astute Tweet

Robert Kessler / June 13, 2013

You remember Michael Phelps, right? He’s the Olympic swimmer who won something like all the gold medals and maybe loves weed but definitely loves Subway. He’s also the smart Olympic swimmer when you put him next to this nightmare parade. So he’s almost unequivocally qualified to make the following statement, which he did today, on Twitter.

Excellent use of your #personalbrand, Michael Phelps. Very good work.