Courtney Stodden Got A Boob Job Because Bras Are A Pain In The Ass

By: Kelly Lynch / June 17, 2013

The time has come for Courtney Stodden to retire her chicken cutlets, for she-who-loves-Lucite is the proud owner of new boobies.

After two years of proudly showing off her natural assets from here to kingdom come, Stodden decided to undergo plastic surgery this past weekend.

According to the Daily Mail, Mrs. Hutchison went to Dr. Stuart Linder for a consultation and surgery.  She emerged from the operation in a lacy bandeau bra, Victoria’s Secret sweats and a chip hair clip.

“I was using Victoria’s Secret bras to make me a DD,” Stodden told Celebuzz.

“I didn’t want to have to use a bra to be a DD. I like the size and the shape for my body. I thought ‘why should I have to depend on the bra to be the size I want.'”

Totally.  Good luck with those imminent back problems.