Who Wore It Best: Kelly Bensimon or Kelly Bensimon?

Former Real Housewife of New York Kelly Bensimon schlepped her boney ass (as Jill Zarin would say) to Brooklyn Wednesday night to attend two events — one for the opening night of BAMcinemaFest and the other to celebrate Target’s collaboration with Lauren Bush Lauren’s company, FEED USA. Bensimon wore the same outfit to both events, though technically it was the same thing she wears everywhere: arms covered, legs out.

Bensimon was, at one point, a model. Which means you wouldn’t think it would be hard for her to get in a quick change in the back of the cab from Fort Greene to Dumbo. Then again, after all the grief Alex McCord got on the show for living in Brooklyn and that FEED dress, you wouldn’t think this would be Bensimon’s idea of a fun Wednesday night. Then again, you would be wrong.

So who wore it best, Kelly Bensimon or Kelly Bensimon?