Farrah Abraham Is Headed to Rehab

Farrah Abraham, a human who is famous for literally having never made a good choice in her entire life, is finally doing a smart thing and going to rehab. The 22 year old, who has already managed to fit a teen pregnancy, two boob jobs, a DUI and a sex tape into her short career as a trainwreck, is reportedly seeking treatment for alcohol abuse in Florida. "At this time in my life, I need to stay focused on the positive to get through all of the negative that a DUI has caused in my life," Abraham told Radaronline. Keep in mind a DUI can not "cause" any "negative," but rather the decision to drink and drive can.

Abraham will be receiving 10 days of outpatient treatment at The Lukens Institute in Palm Beach Gardens, Florida. She'll be accompanied by a sober companion at all hours, but free to come and go. Farrah's four-year-old daughter will be staying with grandpa during mommy's rehab vacation.

Abraham received her DUI back in March. She was put on six months probation and ordered to complete an alcohol education course. According to Radaronline, she did complete the course, but was a royal jackass the entire time. She "had difficulty making eye contact, was standoffish and was sarcastic when answering the questions asked of her," according to an assessment written following Abraham's course. That same document also states that she "does meet the ... criteria for substance abuse." It recommends she complete a 60 hour outpatient treatment program.

"I'm 22 and I want to make better choices and ensure I can recognize when I am putting myself in a bad situation next time," Abraham said about her rehab stay.

Here's a tip: if you think something is a good idea, Farrah, it is not.



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  • Phillip Sucalouski
    Phillip Sucalouski

    Those fake jugs look terrible.

  • myownopinion

    She looks like she has a penis, and her body is shaped like a man... eeeewww. she should not be showing her body like that.. Just gross

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  • Christi Breckel
    Christi Breckel

    She is an ABSOLUTE disgrace to her daughter Sophia. What the hell kind of example is she setting for her. I hope Sophia turns out to be just like her so she gets a taste of her own damn medicine. She is so F*cking stupid!

  • Nicole Goris
    Nicole Goris

    Gross your body looks horrible go eat something can't believe you paid for those because they have horrible shape

  • mom3

    If I remember right Sophias dad was killed in an accident before she was ever born. I think Farrah and Sophias dad would have been able to make their relationship work if it had not been for his untimely death. I feel that Farrah has kinda gone off the deep end and is replaceing the attention she is getting from all her "activity" for the loss she feels from the death of Sophias father who she was totally in love with. Instead of porn and boob jobs she needs a therapist who can help her realize what she is doing wrong here not only for herself but for her little girl.

  • Ray Crawford
    Ray Crawford

    i feel bad for her. she's using what exactly to make a few dollars? sad.

  • Tantoe Bong
    Tantoe Bong

    Chicks are Tantoe's Kryptonite what can I say

  • Tantoe Bong
    Tantoe Bong

    She's gorgeous. All of you are gorgeous.

  • Tina EyeSockets Kuszewski
    Tina EyeSockets Kuszewski

    ha ha, they look square. I would NOT be smiling

  • Crystal Luna Cardenas
    Crystal Luna Cardenas

    Those are some lumpy ass titties. More money should have been spent on the reconstruction of that hideous jawline as she looks like a dude. She is definitely suffering from PAS (Pancake Ass Syndrome)

  • Alicia Christyne Young
    Alicia Christyne Young

    Don't get me wrong she has an OK body but the boobs you can tell are fake. Her butt needs some help too. If I was her daughter well I would not even the slightest bit be proud.

  • Taneeka Robinson
  • Taneeka Robinson
    Taneeka Robinson

    I'm sure when he daughter grows up and sees this...she will be very proud. What trash.

  • Chuck Greenlee
    Chuck Greenlee

    Ok, so she has big boobs. Does she have anything going for herself or is she just an airhead spectacle?

  • ilovetolickwomen

    Why have the article if your not going to show the real pictures ? Why censor them ?

  • Marcia O'Neal
    Marcia O'Neal

    She so stupid. At least the other teen moms didnt do stupid shit like her. Thats is not how i would ever want my daughter to grow up to b like that or even see that. Doesnt she kno that she.is emassarring sophia.

  • James Speed
    James Speed

    Typical 22 year old MORON.. she like ANYONE who makes these boneheaded decisions.. or well, LACK of good decision making skills that is deserves what they get. Choices = CONSEQUENCES. We ALL must face that.

  • Marisa Dymond
    Marisa Dymond

    Sorry, it cut me off. IT DESTROYED MY LIFE. Easy money, fast work, anything you want, Doesn't mean SHIT when people, even your own family, Come to take your child away, Then you're in court and your parental rights are GONE FOREVER. You will never hold, see, talk to or HUG YOUR DAUGHTER AGAIN. Get out before it gets worse. Please.

  • Marisa Dymond
    Marisa Dymond

    Take it from someone who was in the adult industry

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