Farrah Abraham Is Headed to Rehab
Farrah Abraham, a human who is famous for literally having never made a good choice in her entire life, is finally doing a smart thing and going to rehab. The 22 year old, who has already managed to fit a teen pregnancy, two boob jobs, a DUI and a sex tape into her short career as a trainwreck, is reportedly seeking treatment for alcohol abuse in Florida. "At this time in my life, I need to stay focused on the positive to get through all of the negative that a DUI has caused in my life," Abraham told Radaronline. Keep in mind a DUI can not "cause" any "negative," but rather the decision to drink and drive can.
Abraham will be receiving 10 days of outpatient treatment at The Lukens Institute in Palm Beach Gardens, Florida. She'll be accompanied by a sober companion at all hours, but free to come and go. Farrah's four-year-old daughter will be staying with grandpa during mommy's rehab vacation.
Abraham received her DUI back in March. She was put on six months probation and ordered to complete an alcohol education course. According to Radaronline, she did complete the course, but was a royal jackass the entire time. She "had difficulty making eye contact, was standoffish and was sarcastic when answering the questions asked of her," according to an assessment written following Abraham's course. That same document also states that she "does meet the ... criteria for substance abuse." It recommends she complete a 60 hour outpatient treatment program.
"I'm 22 and I want to make better choices and ensure I can recognize when I am putting myself in a bad situation next time," Abraham said about her rehab stay.
Here's a tip: if you think something is a good idea, Farrah, it is not.