George Clooney and Stacy Keibler Split

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So, George Clooney and Stacy Keibler ended their two-year relationship a couple of weeks ago, PEOPLE reported Monday with all the unsurprising details. (She wanted kids and a family; he, no kidding, did not.)

This now completes a pattern for Clooney, who tends to find a girl during the summer, trot her out through awards season and then quietly break up with her the following year. Still, Keibler miraculously made it to two Oscar ceremonies, as opposed to the one that Elisabetta Canalis and Sarah Larson (memba her?) went to, respectively. So, congrats are in order, I guess.

Clooney, meanwhile, has a big Oscar vehicle — a World War II drama called The Monuments Men — coming out later this season, so he’s likely to find another girl relatively soon. Poor thing.