The Boston Marathon Bombing Is Already Being Made Into a Movie

Like those idiots who post “first!” in the comments section on a blog, two writers in Hollywood are planning to pen a movie based on the Boston Marathon bombings that happened only a few months ago. Deadline says that the writers in question are Paul Tamasy and Eric Johnson, who wrote The Fighter (Boston!) and who will now be adapting a book that hasn’t even been published yet.

Five years ago, I decided to shave off my beard, keeping only my moustache, just to see what would happen. That turned out to be a bad idea, too.