What, No ‘Under My Mozzarella-Ella-Ella-Ey-Ey-Ey’ Jokes?

“It’s-a me, Rihannio!”

Sorry, I just had to add my own caption today, because I cannot resist a good Mario joke. And by “good” I mean not. And by “joke” I mean also not. Besides, this pizza with Rihanna’s face on it is no laughing matter! It is a work of art, really, created by Domenico Crolla, who you can see grinning like a proud papa in the photo above.

Should you feel hungry for a slice of Bad Gal Riri’s face, you can simply book yourself a reservation (and a plane ticket and a hotel room) at Bella Napoli in Glasgow, Scotland. Meet you there after we all finish reading today’s winning captions?

“We’re beautiful like Pizza in your mouth!” – Anthony

“sauce in the air, I don’t care I love the smell of it ” – Kelly

“Chris No Please Don’t Eat Me!!!!!!!” – Carolyn

“maybe you should bring that to one of her concerts so when she’s 3 hours late, you can at least eat……..” – Marina

“Throw it up l, throw it up watch the sauce fall down… Pour it up, pour it up eat …my pizza face” – Jillena

“I don’t want to do this anymore, I don’t want to pizza reason why” – Laurynn

“Can’t wait too eat Rihanna up…” – Julie

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday.