Everybody Loves Everybody: A Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Caption Contest

By: Matt Russoniello / July 19, 2013

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHRRAAWWEEEYYNNNNYYYAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Nope! Wrong song. Ahem. Let’s try that again. I said, CAN YOU FEEEEELLLLL THE LOOOOOVVVEEE TONIIIIIGHT?

I sure can! I can feel Doug Hutchison’s love for the paparazzi, Courtney Stodden’s love for Doug, my love for everyone who ever lived, because I am lovely and loving like that. Ah, how beautiful it is to love!

I also feel great love for today’s winning captions, which I will now share with you:

“thats how small it is…” – Cindy

“What’s wrinkled and smells like Skank? Doug Hutchinson’s middle finger!” – Ronald

“Doug: ‘I couldn’t find the sunroof button using my index finger, so, hopefully i can find it using my middle finger.’ Courtney: ‘my back hurts.'” – Jonathan

“Yeah, here you go in case your not a mind reader!” – Johnny

“Stop looking at my daughter” - Eileen

“Hey buddy! Paper or plastic?” – Cortney

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