The Proceeds From Today’s Caption Contest Will Benefit The Effort to Locate Lady Gaga’s Eyebrows

ATTENTION ALL MEDIA! ARE YOU READY FOR THIS EXCLUSIVE CELEBUZZ SCOOP???? Through channels that are totally, absolutely, legitimately 100 percent legal, we’ve exclusively obtained detailed information about the lyrics for Lady Gaga’s upcoming single, “Applause.” ARE YOU READY? We’re not, actually. Hold please. Please continue holding. OK. Now we’re good to go. Put your hands together (get it?) for the first taste of Gaga’s new single:

Where, oh where could my little brows be / Oh where, oh where could they be

With my hair so dark, I can’t find my blonde brows

Oh where, oh where could they be???

Stay tuned for more #exclusive #hotness only on #Celebuzz. And while you’re tuned in, check out today’s winning captions:

“Can you guess why I shaved off my eyebrows?” – Feisty

“Is that Goku’s final form?” – Alinéa

“Hmmm… Where did my eyebrows run off to?” – Heather

“Who burnt my eyebrows off?” – Micah

“Hmmm..who’s career should I kill first?” – Jacob

“Hmm….what else can I do to keep them looking!” – Patricia

“Hmm so thats where the rest of my shirt wandered off too” – Renee

“Aileen Carol Wuornos was a serial killer who killed seven men in Florida in 1989 and 1990. And now she’s back!” – Nathan

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday.

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