I Kissed a Girl, Not Yet a Woman: A Britney-Spears-Hugging-Katy-Perry Caption Contest
Well, turns out my coffee was leaking from the bottom of my cup. That explains the scorching chest pain. And the ruined shirt. I will have it noted, though, that when I actually believed myself to be dying, not one of you did anything to help. Thanks a lot, Smurfs and Smurfettes. Thanks a lot.
But seriously, folks, thanks for the great captions:
"Awww we are so fake..." - Fernanda
"I hugged a smurf and I liked it!" - Jeff
"The zombie apocolypse hits tinsletown as 'eating brains' is the new black" - Nicky Nacky Noo Noo
"dont katy shes toxic" - Tonyjessical
"I kissed a girl and katy liked it!" - Sherri
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