Nick Offerman Did Your Summer Reading So You Don't Have To
Offerman went on Jimmy Kimmel Live! to explain the plots of summer reading classics: "Moby Dick. A guy named Ishmael is on a boat, they're looking for a white whale, they find it." "Hamlet. Hamlet dies." A's not guaranteed.
Now that you've got that out of the way, feel free to "spend the rest of your summer smoking weed and YOLOing, whatever the hell that means," to put it in Offerman's words.