All My Slingle Ladies: Mariah Carey's Fabulous Wounded Wing Inspires More Winning Captions

New York Premiere of Lee Daniels' 'The Butler'
Only Mariah Carey could make a dislocated shoulder look fun and sexy. She makes me want to dislocate my shoulder! Shoulders: WHO NEEDS 'EM LOCATED?! Dislocated, now that's for me! I would rock the hell out of a studded sling, just like how our winning captions rock the hell out of awesomeness:

"How did I bust my arm you ask? Gave that trick Minaj what she deserved...POW!" - Fareed

"oops I forgot to tell nick his timeout was over." - Jamie

"I shouldn't have smelled the inside of my cast..." - Jonathan

"The destruction of mimi" - Casey

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