Today on ‘Kris’…

Robert Kessler | August 8, 2013 - 2:26 pm

If you don’t live in one of the television markets currently airing a test-run of Kris Jenner’s new talk show, Kris, I am very sorry for you because it is just as big a spectacle as you would assume. There’s mechanical bulls! Wine popsicles! Camels, lemurs and pythons, oh my!

Cut to when Joan Rivers stopped by for a visit. Obviously, the stakes had to be raised. So, Joan and Kris learned how to milk a cow, obviously. Here, for your pleasure, is the video of Kris Jenner and Joan Rivers doing just that. Though to say what Joan is doing is “milking” would be a stretch and an insult to dairy farmers everywhere.