KAZAAM! Your Wish for a Shaq-Carrying-Lindsay-Lohan Caption Contest Has Been Granted!

By: Matt Russoniello / August 12, 2013

It’s Monday! That makes us sad. (FrownyFace.emoji) But there’s this picture of Shaquille O’Neal carrying a happy-and-healthy-looking Lindsay Lohan, and that makes us happy! (SmilingKittyFace.emoji followed by CreepyDancingTwins.emoji) As happy as this photo makes us, it doesn’t make us happier than reading today’s awesome winning captions, which you can check after the jump.

“Don’t take me back to rehab!” – Kristen

“Shaqnado!” – Badly Drawn Dobs

“Could it be that Lindsay is finally cleaning up her act? Was it a wish granted by Kazaam?” – Chris

“She ain’t heavy; she’s my sister…” – Mary Ann

“”Once you go black , you gonna need a wheelchair” -White Chicks” – Mario

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday.

Image Source: @LindsayLohan