A Very Naked Alexander Skarsgård Poses for Our Very Naughty Caption Contest

Matt Russoniello / August 20, 2013

Naughty, naughty, naughty. You all are so very, very naughty. Don’t even try to deny it; the truth is evident in the overwhelming number of caption contest submissions we received for this photo of a naked Alexander Skarsgård. That’s right, all of you sat there staring at a very, very naked Alexander because you’re very, very naughty, and you thought submitting a caption would make it less naughty. It doesn’t. However, in addition to being very naughty, you’re also very funny. For proof, see today’s winning captions after the jump:

“shrinkage? Nah vampires are already cold blooded” – David

“When you are hot you’re hot!” – Melanie

“I really want to be that book” – Jossie

“Nothing comes between me and a good book !” – Ann

“Is that a Longfellow or are you happy to see me”? – Kenny

“How could all that heat not melt all that ice? ?” – Tynisa

“draw me like one of your french girls” – April

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday.