Here’s Avril Lavigne’s Overly-Campy ‘Rock N Roll’ Music Video
motherf***ing pop-punk princess has debuted the new music video for her single “Rock N Roll” and it’s, well, cheesier than anything on SyFy and Lifetime combined. Also featuring cameos from The Wonder Years‘ Danica McKellar and Titanic‘s Billy Zane, the 5-minute clip includes a girl-on-girl liplock, totally obvious product placement, a lobster with a switchblade and one gem of a line about a dog licking his balls.
If you feel as though you’d rather not waste minutes of your life watching this, um, whatever it is, here’s a breakdown of its most outrageous moments:
“Oh hey, my new sony phone is ringing!”
Cut to a foreboding title card warning viewers what they’re about to get into. LEAVE WHILE YOU CAN!
Reference punk makeovers. Come on, it has to happen in an Avril video.
Avril beats a baby up. Lolz.
Apparently, mankind’s afraid of shellfish in this apocalyptic world. Hmm, this sounds a lot like the excuse my ex made when I wanted him to take me out to dinner.
Cue gratuitous lesbian makeout. (Kudos to The Wonder Years voiceover though.)
Give this being an Avril Lavigne video, a lot of this has to happen.
Bear-shark hybrid because that makes absolute sense.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, BILLY ZANE?!
Rolls credits. Apparently this is a thing in music videos now.
In all, if this is a world without rock n’ roll, I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Take a look at the full video, above. Lyrics for the song are now on Directlyrics.