Caption Contest Field Trip: We’re Riding Roller Coasters With Beyoncé and Her New Weave!

Matt Russoniello | August 21, 2013 - 11:30 am

She sings. She dances. She acts. She cuts her hair. She rides roller coasters. She does everything. She is Beyoncé. She has never, to my knowledge, submitted a caption for one of our caption contests, though. What’s the deal, Bey? You do everything, and yet you’ve never bothered to submit a caption? Rude. Well, whatever. I doubt you could top today’s winning captions, anyway. Read ‘em after the jump.

“need to smile for the pic, and I pray my wig and glasses don’t fail me” – Graciela

“i hope she didn’t seriously expect those glasses to stay on her face..” – Stephanie

“if I were a boy” I would cut all my hair off for attention and then go buy some more” – April

“I hope her weave is properly attached…” – Rafi

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