These Winning Kanye West Captions Don’t Feature the Dirty Jokes You’re Expecting

I knew what I was getting into when I used this picture of Kanye West for yesterday’s Caption Contest, but I didn’t really know what I was getting into. A lot of you have very dirty minds! Very dirty! As I said earlier this week, you are a naughty bunch! Our winners, which you can read after the jump, refrained from taking the low road:

(By the way, my remark about taking the low road was not a judgment. I love the low road! That’s where I ride!)

“Hey letter A, imma let u finish, but K is the best letter of all time.” – Amber

“Aight paparazzi, imma let you finish, but Beyonce had the best picture taken of all time” – Stacey

“I’m about THIS close to punching you, if you bring up Taylor Swift to me again.” – Barb

“Don’t take no “”picture”” of me without my permissions i’ma let you finish.” – Mhz

“I have this much patience for the paparazzi right now!” – Jen

Congrats to our winners! Visit our Facebook page for a new Caption Contest each and every weekday.