Here’s What Snooki Really Thinks of Her ‘Dancing With the Stars’ Competition

Though the new season of ABC’s Dancing With the Stars has yet to commence, Season 17 contestant Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is already sizing up her competition.

The Jersey Shore alum took to her Celebuzz blog after the show’s official lineup announcement this week to give her two-cents on the new cast. Here’s what she has to say about the dancing duos that she’ll be competing against for the famed Mirror Ball Trophy.

Elizabeth Berkley Lauren and Val Chmerkovskiy:Elizabeth is so hot. She has the hottest body ever and the hottest mom I’ve ever seen. I met her today and she is beyond sweet and told me how our kids are about the same age! Love bonding with other moms! I feel like this couple is gonna be competition! Like hello did you see her strip in that movie?! SEX.

Corbin Bleu and Karina Smirnoff: Corbin is such a QT. I feel anybody that Karina dances with she makes magic, and Corbin I feel can totally move.

Brant Daugherty and Peta Murgatroyd: LOVE this couple! Peta is hilarious and I can totally get down with this chick, and Brant is awesome. He’s so chill to be around and the ladies are gonna go wild with this one!

Bill Engvall and Emma Slater: LOVE THEM! Bill is hysterical and this guy is totally going to ease my nerves when I get nervous. He just breaks the ice with his comedic stories and I absolutely love him already. And HELLO I love Emma, she’s my partner Sasha’s girlfriend and she’s the cutest.

Valerie Harper and Tristan MacManus: Valerie is the sh*t. I totally don’t mind her winning this whole thing. Besides being an inspiration and living her life to the fullest, she is the most humble and down to earth person I have ever met. I also asked if she’s excites to be on the show and she told me, “I’m just here for the party”…UM LOVE HER!

Keyshawn Johnson and Sharna Burgess:Sharna has the hottest little body ever. And Keyshawn is 2 of me. We look funny standing next to each other but he’s a sweet guy!

Christina Milian and Mark Ballas: Christina is fabulous. She’s gorgeous, sweet and a mommy like me! I definitely think this couple is going to be competition!! Mark is the best, he’s fun and I enjoy fun people.

Bill Nye and Tyne Stecklein: Dude, Bill is the sh*t. The Science Guy is funny. I enjoy his company and Tyne is hot.

Jack Osbourne and Cheryl Burke: Jack Osbourne is a genius. So happy to have a fellow reality star on the show! Cheryl is too sweet and sexy.

Leah Remini and Tony Dovolani: This is the only couple I didn’t get to meet yet because they are in LA. Can’t wait to meet Leah, I’m a huge fan of her and she makes me laugh. Love her.

Amber Riley and Derek Hough:LOVE this couple! Derek is the cutest thing ever and hysterical. Amber is the sweetest!

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Sasha Farber: LOVE THEM ! This has got to be my favorite couple. Nicole is a certified nut job and I love how she just rolls with whatever. And Sasha is the cutest squirrel I’ve ever seen.