Someone Stole Victoria Beckham’s Bike

How dare someone mess with Victoria Beckhams transportation!

Victoria took to her Instagram account on Thursday to reveal that her bicycle had been stolen from a New York City sidewalk.

This is an outrage, everybody.

Alongside a photo of a sad, lone wheel, the singer and fashion designer wrote:

So I won’t be riding home tonight then! x vb.”

Funny! Or not. It’s hard to imagine Posh riding to Fashion Week events on a measly two-wheeler as opposed to some cushy limo, but whether it’s her bike or not, that’s totally uncool.

Free Victoria’s bike!