CommentBuzz: The Week’s Best Comments About Miley Cyrus, 50 Shades of Grey, and… More Miley!

Another day, another weekly roundup that, as it turns out, is just another episode of The Miley Cyrus Show. Is this how it’s going to be now? Thanks a lot, Obamacare! Everyone pack it up, go home. The Emmys are canceled on account of Miley Mania, as are next year’s Oscars and the Russian Olympics. Other pop stars, don’t even bother releasing new music. Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, just nope. You’re done. It’s all Miley, all the time. We’re twerking ’til we die, and nothing’s gonna get in our way. Because #WeCantStop. R.I.P. me, and on my tombstone, please find this week’s best reader comments:

So, Miley went on record about “making history” at the MTV VMAs, and all hell broke loose:

“yea it was obvious that she didnt think that one through! lol” – Sandra

“That’s right Miley say it as many times as u want to make yourself feel better because the reality is that that was tateless. I liked the song and u but clearly u need rehab. And people talk about theman in the uk who beheaded the soldier a couple months ago still..he might make it in the history books but that doesn’t make him an icon” – Candice

“I agree that I am sick of the pictures of Miley’s tongue hanging out…but I am also really sick of this topic. We all know that the VMAs are known for being risque…all I can say (especially with past performances) is that if people want to see kid-friendly performances that they should probably watch the Disney channel. I personally didn’t care for Miley’s performance but it’s over and done with. Don’t watch the VMAs knowing there are going to be eyebrow-raising controversial performances and scantily-clad attire and then keep complaining about it later. It was not a class act. Miley Cyrus is no longer like her uber-innocent alter ego Hannah Montana. That’s what she wanted to do and the direction that she wanted to take. Time to let it go and move on.” – brantastic

“Ya know what i say??? Especially since i saw the UNCENSORED version of Robin Thicke’s Video for this song, her performance makes a LOT more sense…even down to the foam finger….Seriously, look it up on youtube and youll understand it. People want to knock Miley, but what about Robin Thicke and Pharrell doing a music VIDEO in which the girls are dancing around TOPLESS with only a gstring on (and yes, they DO show their tits) and HIM not getting criticized for it????” – April

“Perhaps you aren’t the first to behave ridiculously but nobody said Madonna was ever right” – Celeste

“Miley, You have it all wrong! History is ” I Have a Dream”, first steps on the Moon, The Berlin Wall crashing down, NOT YOUR EMBARRASSING VMA PERFORMANCE. Oh, and by the way, we are sick of seeing your tongue hanging out. You look like an overheated dog.” – pgiggy

“Well said! Good girl Miley!” – Caroline

“Good job, Miley! Good job! This is definitely history!” – Demi

In other Miley “news,” the singer lashed out at the paparazzi and called them “c*nts”:

“It takes one to know one.” – repeter

“she is the next lindsay” – Tricia

With the 50 Shades of Grey casting announcement, we can say goodbye to an era of guessing and predicting. We can still talk about who should’ve been cast, though:

“matt bomer all the way !!!! charlie is not good looking enuff christian is meant to be a beautiful breath taking man i just dont think it wikll work its a odd coupling i wont be watching it ill stick to the books and my imagination !!!!!” – Maria

“Charlie aka Jax from SOA is perfect for the roll! He is so hot on his series and he can absolutely make a,woman’s heart and other body parts swoon when he gets naked. He has the perfect facial features and the body to play this part! Lets not forget his gorgeous face and expressions. That’s a whole other story” – Debbie

“i don’t like these two!!! i would like alexis bledel for anastasia’s role.” – Barbara

“NO WAY! Ian Somerhalder is the perfect man for this role, not this guy :(” – musicluver23

“no no no no no no no no no non on nono non no on no nonnononononononnononononononononno!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and….. wait for it…. NO!” – Rose

“amanda seyfried would make a good ana” – ana

” God no. These two are some of the worst actors I’ve seen so far for this film.” – Sophia

“It’s hysterical. It’s just like when Robert Pattinson was cast in Twilight. Everybody hated the idea until the first marketing images were released – then BOOM, head over heels in LOVE, LoL! How do you suppose ’50 Shades of Grey’ POSSIBLY be inspired by Twilight?” – fb100003243699996

In one of our favorite moments of the week, Farrah Abraham confused feminism with lesbianism:

“She needs to go to school, or at least read books when she’s not doing porn videos and ruining her daughter’s life. Sad how the ignorant people can become so famous just because of reality tv shows” – Ana

And in “WTF, REALLY?!” news (that does not relate to Miley FOR ONCE THANK GOD), Paris Hilton will soon be releasing a new single and music video. Oh, I give up…

PLOT TWIST: Sadly, not even swimsuits can save her music career” – Jordan

That’s all we have time for this week, Celebuzzers. Thanks for contributing! Remember, if you want to be featured in next week’s CommentBuzz, simply leave comments on your favorite articles.

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