Have You Seen Gilles Marini's Gaudy-Ass Wallet?
We'll start at the beginning. Friday afternoon French hottie Gilles Marini posted a plea to his more than 133,000 Twitter followers, asking them to be on the lookout for his wallet, which he lost at Newark Liberty International Airport.
If anyone found My Wallet, please let me know:( Thanks! Newark Airport ..Looks like this: pic.twitter.com/edpMiPSQin
— Gilles Marini (@GillesMarini) September 6, 2013
Sure, it's sad that Marini lost his wallet and all, but holy crap have you seen this thing?
Look at that! That's a Napoleonic silver dollar turned into a money clip! With a crown at the top! How do you even put that in your pocket? Where do you even buy something like that? We demand answers, Gilles.