Call the Cops, 'Cuz Today's Winning Paris Hilton Captions Are Criminal(ly Good)
"is this the only officer they could find" - T'omar
"You were right, they're taking pictures." - Maja
"Just calling to tell you i'm hotter, richer and more famous than you, bitch" - Sebastian
" Hi daddy, im on my way to jail. Can you make sure they have my cell cleaned and ready for me ?" - Karen
"Yep...that's right bitches, I'm strutting my stuff........with Paris Hilton by my side!!!" - Bijana
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