Open Wide and Swallow These Delicious Taylor Swift Captions

Matt Russoniello / September 11, 2013

Upon viewing this photo of Taylor Swift, this scene from Absolutely Fabulous popped into my mind. And for that reason alone, it is the greatest photo ever taken. You’re welcome. And thank you for today’s awesome captions:

“Did Miley just twerk on Harry?! Where’s my diary!!!” – Erica

“My lips bring all the boys to my yard” – Tammy

“Look! I just found my next ex!!!” – Deeanna

“Oh my god i just seen 25 of my exes in 5 mins on the red carpet” – Jade

“Oh my god Becky!! Look at her butt..” – Iconic

“Y’all wanna see my impression of a blow up doll!?” – Vanessa

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