James Franco is skipping the middleman and giving fans exactly what they want: scandalous paparazzi shots with crude MS Paint scribbles on top.
The This Is The End star has taken to his Instagram to share his staged paparazzi-style photos that have him “caught” in unsavory acts. Complete with blogger Perez Hilton‘s signature sloppy hand-writing, the pictures feature everything from the actor having “#carsex” with a mysterious blonde to canoodling with another man. (You know, since he wishes he was gay and all.)
Take a look at his masterpieces in the gallery above. They’re actually pretty good.